Alright - who has the Rebecca Voodoo Doll?

Today has just been one of those days. I'll spare you some of the nitty gritty, but here's the run down:

*Left work 45 minutes late
*Apparently left lights on in the car. Battery is dead. (Note: I am already running 45 minutes late to meet my friend, Karlee)
*Mall security service vehicle is at the dealership. Being serviced.
*Must flag down some random guy to jump me off
*Get to Brenda's to pick up Dallin and rush to Karlee's and totally biff it in the backyard. Seriously. Fell on my face and rolled down a small hill. Stop laughing.
*(Finally) Get to Karlee's (an hour and a half late!) and step in a nice fresh pile of dog poop.
*Run into the creepiest looking man on the face of the planet at Wendy's (where my order was screwed up. Twice.)

And a few other random mishaps...but that's my fantastic day in a nutshell.