How to get rid of fruit flies

Seriously! Where do they come from? I don't have any fruit on my counter! After being sickened by them for the hundredth time I finally found a way to beat them!

Mix apple cider vinegar and liquid dishsoap. The apple cider vinegar attracts them and the dishsoap makes them stick!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just got the BEST compliment!!!

I was at work tonight and I asked a woman if there was anything I could help her with. She was looking for a suit, but not for a stuffy business look…something fun that would flatter her body.

As I was running around the store with her making suggestion after suggestion, she was seeming very pleased.

I know she liked me because she said, “I just feel like I’m running around with Stacy London!”

I could have died right then a happy woman.

Enjoying the amazing weather

The Zoo Yesterday:

I’m thrilled to pieces that it’s MAY and not blazing hot in Florida! Yesterday we went to the zoo with Nana and Grandma and everyone enjoyed themselves.

If you ask me, the Bonobos are some of the ugliest creatures on the planet, but they are SO fun to watch! They’re such a little family.

The Gorilla…goes and picks his food then plops himself down in a nice patch of shade to snack…typical man...

The park today:

We decided to enjoy yet another incredible day here in Jacksonville and head off to the park. Pictures for your viewing pleasure:

These have got to be two of the cutest boys alive!

Enjoying rocking back and forth
Man! Hayden's mom is camera happy today! Now tell me that's not a fantastic McDonald's advertisement!
Sharing...

...and helping

Aren't our boys great?

The long lines of Catch 22s

A few months ago I got a speeding ticket. I know, I know…settle down, I can hear the gasp from here! “Becka’s not perfect???”

So I waited until the eleventh hour to pay it and turns out I didn’t pay it in time. Yuck. So now my license is suspended and I have major fines added to my already expensive ‘donation’ to JSO.

I go down to the DMV office to take care of it and they tell me that I need to go to the Clerk of Courts first. Mike, Hayden and I head out to the Clerk of Courts, which is a nasty smelling place with really long lines, and I finally get to the window and the guy tells me I need some paperwork from the DMV. I was there before and they didn’t tell me! So off to the DMV we go, which thankfully is in the same parking lot, and I go there to get the correct paperwork for the Clerk of Courts. Meanwhile, since it’s suspended, she keeps my license! Augh…annoying, but whatever. So back to the Clerk of Courts I go with my paperwork and checkbook in hand. Wait a minute…how am I going to write a check without my ID! So you see, I’ve been caught in a vicious cycle of Catch 22s. Thank goodness Mike came with me and wrote the check for me. PHEW! Now, back to the DMV to pay another hefty fine and get my stupid piece of plastic with my picture on it back.

So if you were keeping track, I had been to the Clerk of Courts twice and the DMV thrice.

Lesson learned? Just don’t speed…no matter how bad you have to pee!

Summer Haircuts!

Hayden was getting pretty shaggy...so since we're poor white folk, we decided to do it ourselves! Hence the fantastic summer buzz cut!

Before:

After:

I've got the secret...

...to getting a man to vacuum!

Buy a new one with more power and cool attachments!

(This is right in the middle of the NBA Playoff Game!!!)

Life's a beach!

Mike and I both had to work this morning and after seeing more than a dozen women waltz around Ann Taylor in nothing but a bikini and a sundress I decided it was time to head out to the beach!

Warning! Picture overload!!!

For the moment...

I’ve been picking up some extra hours while the manager is on maternity leave.

Mike is just about done with this semester of school…he got a B in his education class, and will likely get As or Bs in the other classes he is in.

Hayden’s surgery is scheduled for May 8th…please keep him in your prayers.

Hayden now sees the famous golden arches and screams “NUGGETS!” Guess I’ve been taking advantage of American convenience a little too much lately!

Other than that life is pretty much the same around here! I’m busy busy busy couponing and Mike’s busy busy busy working and going to class!

BOOYAH

It’s official! The Jaguars are FINALLY being recognized! I am totally stoked that we have three prime time games! To the right is this year’s schedule. The home games are all in CAPS and the times are JAGsonville time!

It does kind of stink that our season opener is at Tennessee…stupid Titans!

I’m so excited for the season to start!!! Next major event is coming up on the 26th – DRAFT DAY!!!

Check Me Out!

Okay...so most of you know that I am a complete coupon ADDICT! Seriously...if someone were to ask me to quit, I'd need a twelve step program. I love the rush of getting the best deal I can and seeing how much I can save. I'm going to start another blog so you can follow my couponing adventures, but for now, here is my haul from today:

(3) Big Bottles of Aveeno - $6.99 each = $20.97
(5) Small Bottle of Aveeno - $3.29 = $16.45
(4) Reynolds Foil - $1.49 each = $5.96
(2) Crest White Strips - $24.99 each = $49.98
(2) Electrasol - $3.49 each = $6.98
(1) Aquafresh Extreme Clean - $3.49
(1) Colgate 360 Toothbrush - $3.99
(1) Jane Mineral Blush - $4.99
(3) Extra Gum - $1.19 each = $3.59
(1) Half Gallon Milk - $1.99

Retail Total: $118.39
Total OOP: $13.25
Total Rebates coming to me: $14.47

That's right, guys and gals! I actually MADE $1.22! Even without rebates I still saved 88%